How to Hook-up via List App

💾 this. You never know.
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    Follow them.
    Favorite old lists and new lists. Post confessional comments on the old and emoji on the new.
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    Make sure they follow you back.
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    Have them comment back.
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    And tag you.
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    If they don't tag you, check the list.
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    Keep a spreadsheet, with all of the lists you've ever commented on and at which time of the day, just in case.
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    Send them a list request.
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    Make it a safe one at first.
    Like, "MY FAVORITE BOOKS"
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    They write it.
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    You comment.
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    They send you a safe list.
    Like, "JUNK-FOOD, RANKED"
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    They comment when you make the list.
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    You comment back, even after the list isn't trending anymore.
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    Follow them on Instagram.
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    Okay now it's time to make the big move...
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    And Twitter.
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    And Facebook, if you can still do that.
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    RT, fav, thumbs-up, etc. said posts.
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    Get drunk on a weekday.
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    Open List-App.
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    Drunk list them.
    Like: "TOP ONE REASON YOU SHOULD TEXT 123-456-0000 RIGHT NOW."
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    And then let it sit in their drafts folder.
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    They aren't sure what to do next.
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    Their heart is racing.
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    But you know what they'll do.
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    And they do it.
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    Then you guys do it.
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    And you say you'll list about it one day.
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    But you never will.