How to Sled as an Adult

Today was an adult-snow day so I took advantage of every minute.
  1. 1.
    Find some cardboard boxes near the Astor Place Starbucks.
    They had an excellent selection in case you ever need to pack things btw.
  2. 2.
    Steal them.
  3. 3.
    Take them on the subway and get weird looks from everyone.
    This isn't the weirdest thing you've seen on the subway, people.
  4. 4.
    Roll up to Pilgrim Hill in Central Park with all the parents and pretend like we're just bringing more cardboard for the kids we nanny.
  5. 5.
    Stake out the most well-paved and deserted part of the hill.
    Caution: Adults sled at a high-speed.
  6. 6.
    Fail using the cardboard.
    You knew this would happen.
  7. 7.
    Wait until someone breaks their plastic sled.
  8. 8.
    Steal it.
  9. 9.
    Sled with confidence for the next 10 minutes.
  10. 10.
    Realize you're over it and are in desperate need of caffeine and a phone charger.