1. Drake: 0 to 100 Calories
  2. Rae Sremmurd: No Flex Scone
  3. Jay-Z: Empire State of Brunch
  4. Mims: This Is Why I'm Into Hot Cheetos
  5. Jay-Z feat. Justin Timberlake: Holy Kale
  6. Big Sean: I Don't F*** With Gluten
  7. Nicki Minaj: Truffle Butter
    Actual song.
  8. Kanye: Jesus Woks
    Suggested by @Abby
  9. Beastie Boys: No Sleep till Bacon
    Suggested by @Alex