Jobs That Can't Be Performed Apathetically

  1. Mime
  2. Fire-fighter
  3. Bachelorette producer
  4. Fast-food line cook during the hours of midnight and 2am on a Friday night.
  5. Bikram yoga instructor, level 3
  6. Auctioneer
  7. Horse race announcer
  8. Navy Seal during Bin Laden assassination
  9. Doctor performing a c-section
  10. Guy who stands on the corner of the street and spins a cardboard sign