1. "This is it?!"
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    Dad and rocks mid-quote.
  2. "I give this audio guide tour a two-star rating."
  3. "They must've been really bored to build this thing."
  4. "Then again, they didn't have wifi back then."
  5. "Wait, let me take a selfie in front of this one rock over here."