Keep in mind, it's also the Oxford Literary Festival this week
  1. "Columbia is a good back-up for Harvard."
  2. "I'm not able to go to the talk on why Homer matters tonight, because it conflicts with discussion on the new Shakespeare Dictionary I was telling you about."
  3. "Can you *believe* he decided to go to NYU Law?"
  4. "Stanley Tucci is going to be here!"
  5. "I have no idea what I'm doing for my dissertation."
  6. "I'm too hungover for all these tourists."