I'm asking the tough questions here.
  1. How do you fly on planes?
    I know that 33-inch legroom or even an exit row is uncomfortable.
  2. Where do you buy pants?
    And shoes? Amazon?
  3. How did you sleep in those twin beds in college?
  4. Why do you all marry really short women?
  5. Did you play basketball?
  6. On average, how many times do you hit your head on doorways per week?