Real and Virtual Things I Would Like to Permanently Unsubscribe From

  1. Clickbait emails from the DNC
    I love you, but Beyoncé did not just email me.
  2. Manspreading on the subway
  3. Hangovers
  4. Being yelled at by this group of construction workers near the Astor Place Starbucks.
    They are ALWAYS there.
  5. My period
  6. The "not enough storage" notification on my iPhone.
    I'd have more storage if I could delete that stupid Game Center.
  7. Cash
    I always have a solid $3 which can't even buy me a coffee in New York.