Recent Technical Questions From My Mother

(And what she was trying to say)
  1. "How do I get my apps to dance?"
    "How do I close my apps?"
  2. "How do I make room after the letter?"
    "How do I add a space after typing something?"
  3. "Why is there a rainbow on my screen?"
    "Why is the spinning wheel of death on my screen when I try to close 25 tabs at once?"
  4. "How do I Twitter?"
    "How do I tweet?"