The Art of a Passive Aggressive Read Receipt
- 1.Text someone you like, but also kind of hate, and make sure read receipts are turned off.
- 2."Hey, what are you up to later?"
- 3.They will get excited and text their friends about you texting them.
- 4.Even though they kind of like-hate you, too.You have history and they are willing to let bygones be bygones.
- 5.They respond: "Nothing much. You?"
- 6.Turn on read receipts
- 7.Read it.
- 8.Wait 20 minutes to respond.
- 9."Same. I really need to tell you something."
- 10.Send it.
- 11.They will open it immediately and are utterly confused.
- 12.They text their friends, brainstorming about what you have to tell them.Herpes? A love child? A kid from another relationship that you haven't told them about? A warrant out for their arrest?
- 13."What's going on?"
- 14.Read it.
- 15.Start typing back.
- 16.Never hit send.