Things Pale People Aren't Good At

  1. The beach
    Unless it's under an umbrella, in the shade, while wearing a rash guard.
  2. Outdoor pool
    See: Beach
  3. Tanning
    Have you ever seen a natural ginger pull off a tan well? Didn't think so.
  4. The Bahamas
  5. Dominican Republic
  6. Hawaii
  7. Australia
  8. Music festivals
  9. Summer
  10. Just stepping outside in general, I guess.