Things People Said When I Went As The Theranos CEO For Halloween

DEAD. BROKE. CEO.
  1. Meet Elizabeth Holmes.
  2. "That's such a writer's costume." - Agent
  3. "I used to work on the litigation team for that case." - Lawyer
  4. "I heard Jennifer Lawrence is playing her in the movie." - Writer
  5. "Did you read that Vanity Fair profile?" - Another writer
  6. "Have you sent this to WIRED?" - Journalist
  7. "I mean, this whole story is a larger metaphor for the current statement of Silicon Valley." - Guy in New Balance sneakers