Things That Aren't Worth It
- •Jay-walking across the street in New York because you're too impatient to wait just five more seconds.You will fall in whatever black ice is left like I did a few days ago.
- •Boys who don't call
- •Men who don't call
- •The $10 smoothieI don't want to take this one to heart, but I probably should.
- •Being mad at a friend who cancels plansYou can watch Netflix instead!
- •Canceling your subscription to the New YorkerKeep print alive and impress all of your friends who come over.
- •Signing up for an over-priced exercise class because you like the t-shirts they sell and all of your friends are doing it.Go get some fresh air! (The Instagram light is better anyways)
- •The water bottle from Hudson NewsBring a janky plastic one and fill it up at the water fountain. Look: you just saved $4.99 and the planet kind of!