Things That Never Need to Happen to ME

  1. Be proposed to via a televised flashmob.
  2. Have someone serenaded me who does not actually know how to play guitar and/or sing.
  3. Own an Android.
  4. Bungee jumping.
    I did a gorge swing in Zimbabwe and that was enough for me.
  5. Join the cast of a reality show.
  6. Get my belly-button pierced.
  7. Run a marathon.
  8. Become YouTube famous.
  9. Climb Everest.