Things That Never Need to Happen to ME
- •Be proposed to via a televised flashmob.
- •Have someone serenaded me who does not actually know how to play guitar and/or sing.
- •Own an Android.
- •Bungee jumping.I did a gorge swing in Zimbabwe and that was enough for me.
- •Join the cast of a reality show.
- •Get my belly-button pierced.
- •Run a marathon.
- •Become YouTube famous.
- •Climb Everest.