Things You Find in a Modeling Agency
Pretty sure most modeling agencies haven't figured out what year it is yet.
- •Club music Pandora stationThe kind of music you hear in a chain hotel lobby.
- •MagazinesThey probably have more than the average hair salon.
- •A disturbingly high proportion of tall and slender Eastern-European women.Mostly just tall and slender people in general.
- •PC computersI swear the modeling industry is convinced it's still 2003.
- •BlackberrysNo iMessage, just BBM.
- •Bald menEvery model has been represented by at least one bald and overweight man during their career who has told them that they need to "tone up."
- •Measuring tapesMore common than water.