Things You Find in a Modeling Agency

Pretty sure most modeling agencies haven't figured out what year it is yet.
  1. Club music Pandora station
    The kind of music you hear in a chain hotel lobby.
  2. Magazines
    They probably have more than the average hair salon.
  3. A disturbingly high proportion of tall and slender Eastern-European women.
    Mostly just tall and slender people in general.
  4. PC computers
    I swear the modeling industry is convinced it's still 2003.
  5. Blackberrys
    No iMessage, just BBM.
  6. Bald men
    Every model has been represented by at least one bald and overweight man during their career who has told them that they need to "tone up."
  7. Measuring tapes
    More common than water.