Things You Should Not Do At Work

  1. Breakup with another employee in a different office via conference call.
  2. Make a bulk amount of tuna fish salad sandwiches in the break room.
  3. Subtweet your desk mate.
  4. Reply all.
  5. FaceTime your mom without headphones in.
  6. Suggest a company-wide class in conference room 2A.
  7. Group therapy with your department.
  8. Drink with HR.
  9. Turn on read receipts on your work phone.
  10. Date a coworker.