1. Caterpillars must be really shocked when they wake up from a nap to discover that they are now butterflies.
  2. Helen Keller had a liberal perspective on race relations, because she is color blind.
  3. Does our subconscious *want* us to forget leftovers at the restaurant?
  4. Do seagulls ever get sick of eating seafood?
  5. I'm too inconveniently tall to be kidnapped.
  6. Related: You never see a ginger on local news that has been kidnapped.
  7. If a read receipt was a person, he'd only shop at Ed Hardy.
  8. The Beach must be annoyed that they're always associated with The Body.
  9. Siri was probably that annoying girl in college who always asked questions with ten seconds left in class.