Thoughts on Florida

  1. They don't rip you off.
  2. They're serious about their mini-golf.
  3. And they seem to really love having mini-golf attached to motels.
  4. They charge you the oddest amount for olive-oil spray at diners.
  5. It's probably the only place where you can get 20 percent off pancakes if you're a senior citizen.
  6. They're not into putting things in alphabetical order.
  7. They have something called lawn bowling and I still don't know what that means.