Thoughts on Florida
- •They don't rip you off.
- •They're serious about their mini-golf.
- •And they seem to really love having mini-golf attached to motels.
- •They charge you the oddest amount for olive-oil spray at diners.
- •It's probably the only place where you can get 20 percent off pancakes if you're a senior citizen.
- •They're not into putting things in alphabetical order.
- •They have something called lawn bowling and I still don't know what that means.