Thoughts on LA From Someone Who Does Not Live in LA

  1. If you're 15 minutes late, you're early.
  2. Waze is the second-most popular app after List App(!!!!)
  3. People like to go to Runyon Canyon in their sports bra and Instagram it.
  4. The foreign tourist "I wanna feel like I'm a celebrity" restaurant is The Ivy
  5. Vacationing in Joshua Tree is the new Big Sur
  6. You go to the Chateau Marmot if you have a meeting with Sofia Coppola.
  7. Postmates is your Seamless
  8. You can still get away with wearing sunglasses indoors.