Topics Discussed at Lunch With My Great Uncle

He doesn't believe in tipping and will only eat dinner at 4:30 pm.
  1. Who was the *real* star of Broadway after Bernadette Peters.
  2. How much he hates the new rabbi.
  3. Chekhov
  4. Price of Lincoln Center yearly membership.
    His wife enjoys the plays, but claims his seats are overpriced.
  5. How one of his nieces in Israel isn't married.
    He brought this up three times.
  6. He asked me "what am I doing when I'm not doing" and I still don't know what that means.