Trending Things at an Elite British Ball Last Night
I went to a ball at Oxford and my guess is that it will probably be my last.
- •Drunk people in white tie
- •Drunk people in ball gowns
- •Old, white, male donors dancing with innocent, foreign PhD students.
- •Lots of champagne
- •Olympic rowers
- •Tall men
- •Piles of locally-made cheese
- •Members of the notorious dining club, the Bullingdon Club, being obnoxious and notorious.
- •People who voted for David Cameron.