Ways I'm "Connected" to the Atlanta Rap Scene

Whenever someone mentions a rapper from Atlanta, every Atlantan seems to have a connection that isn't actually that real. These are my "connections."
  1. T.I.
    My step-mom's good friend's daughter is married to T.I.
  2. Soulja Boy
    We both grew up in metropolitan Atlanta aka not the suburbs.
  3. Usher
    Sat across from him at brunch and then our paths crossed again in line for the restroom. 😍
  4. Childish Gambino
    Brother's history teacher taught Donald in high-school. He gives shoutouts to Decatur, the neighborhood where I grew up (See track: My Name Bam-B), all the time. So, yeah.
  5. Big Boi
    In my days modeling at Saks Fifth Avenue, I would see him in the shoe department. That's it.
  6. Waka Flocka Flame
    One time, I accidentally showed up at his show in this really crappy venue. We took a selfie.
  7. Ludacris
    My brother hangs with his kids in the carpool lane at school. (My brother has the best life)
  8. ILoveMakonnen
    Who doesn't love going up on a Tuesday?
  9. CeeLo Green
    Once again, my brother's cool school wins. My brother says that he drops his kids off in a Rolls Royce everyday. Welcome to Atlanta.