What's Served at Christmas Dinner in Florida

  1. Corn Casserole
    Out of the box, duh.
  2. Cookie platter
    Including those sugar cookies with the artificial frosting.
  3. Two Buck Chuck
    Not as a cooking wine.
  4. Jello
    As a main course.
  5. Green beans
    Canned.
  6. Frozen cheesecake.
    To top it all off.