Why It's More Fun to Stay Home on New Year's Eve
Overpriced mixed drinks are fun, but being able to drink champagne on the couch is fun, too.
- •No cover charge to get into a crowded party that you didn't want to go to in the first place.
- •No lines for the bathroom.ListApp Ladies will especially relate.
- •No Uber surge prices.
- •Free champagne.Well, *cheaper.*
- •Watching Kathy Griffin bully Anderson Cooper.
- •Trying to figure out how tall Ryan Seacrest really is.
- •Unlimited snacks.Specifically: Cape Cod chips in the bulk bag and red grapes.
- •Being in my pajamas at 12:01am so I can get a good night's sleep for a "hike" with @celine tomorrow.It's basically a leisurely stroll uphill.