Why My 15-year-old Cousin Is Cooler Than ME
Today, I showed my cousin from Newton, Mass. around Oxford and I've officially decided that he's killing the game.
- •Not on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram.
- •Reads economics textbooks for fun.
- •Interviewed Jonathan Gruber, a former Obama administration consultant, for his school paper.
- •Is actually good at tennis.
- •Was invited to a Lindsay Graham fundraiser, which he is attending next Tuesday.*He reiterated that he does not believe in his political views, but is doing it "for the connections.*
- •Has a direct line to the White House
- •Does not think there are calories in beer.He did not drink that. He ordered a pint of water instead.