Why Welsh Makes Everything More Complicated

They turn the simplest statement into a series of wingdings and un auto-corrected letters.
  1. Park Your Car Here
  2. You Can't Park Here Overnight
  3. Back To The Future
  4. Here Are Some Places To Hike
  5. Don't Leave Your Laptop In Your Car
  6. Buy Stuff And Take Instagrams
  7. But look how beautiful Wales is. 😍
  8. But also look at how beautiful this Welsh abbey is. 😍