Worst Places to Propose

  1. In the frozen food aisle
  2. At a sporting event
  3. In a hot yoga class
  4. On the L train when the "It's Showtime!" kids come on and dance/hang off the poles.
  5. At customs after flying back from Australia (or any other long-haul flight).
  6. Shibuya Crossing
  7. Waiting in line at Whole Foods at 5pm on a Friday
  8. On national television
  9. The exact moment when your spouse is trying to take off his/her shoes, while grabbing a bin for their laptop, in the security line.
  10. Starbucks restroom