1. "Call me." - Mom
  2. "What r u up 2?" - Guy past midnight
  3. "Hi." - Old boyfriend from high-school
  4. "So great meeting you last night!" - Someone who you forgot to add as a contact last night
  5. "You've used 80% of your data this month." - ATT/Verizon/T-Mobile if you're one of the few people still using them
  6. "Just leaving now." - Someone who should already be there by now
  7. "Can I ask you a favor?" - Facebook friend