1. Drinking a milkshake
    No one drinks a milkshake and says: "Wow, my stomach feels great!"
  2. Riding in a cab severely hungover
  3. Leaving the house with your phone at 27% and thinking that it'll last all night.
  4. Waiting until the last second to buy more toilet paper.
  5. Going to a concert of a band whose songs you don't know any of the lyrics to.
  6. Not drinking water before doing hot yoga.
  7. Sitting in the middle seat on any mode of transportation.
  8. Getting on the empty subway car and thinking that you've "gotten lucky."