You're Probably Gonna Have a Bad Time
- •Drinking a milkshakeNo one drinks a milkshake and says: "Wow, my stomach feels great!"
- •Riding in a cab severely hungover
- •Leaving the house with your phone at 27% and thinking that it'll last all night.
- •Waiting until the last second to buy more toilet paper.
- •Going to a concert of a band whose songs you don't know any of the lyrics to.
- •Not drinking water before doing hot yoga.
- •Sitting in the middle seat on any mode of transportation.
- •Getting on the empty subway car and thinking that you've "gotten lucky."