Lies I Have Accidentally Told People

Web M.D says that it's is a sign of psychosis, but I think everybody does this
  1. "My brother's in the military"
    No he is not. He is just in the basement playing Minecraft for days and that's why you don't see him ever.
  2. "That's tough...my dog died recently, too."
    Nope.
  3. "I'm planning on majoring in Public Policy"
    Nobody really knows what this is, so nobody asks me about it. If they did, however, they would find I don't know much about public policy either.
  4. "Yes, I've worked in customers services before."
    Did not get that job.
  5. "Uhh...my parents are Christian?"
    This is a lie. You can tell this is a lie if you come to my house during Hanukkah