Things That I Will Mock on House Hunters

And yet I can't stop watching
  1. Looking for an open floor plan
  2. He wants a fixer upper, she does not
  3. Oh look honey, a little closet for you
  4. A general inability to look past paint color or wall paper
  5. A married couple who wants polar opposites
  6. Two humans who devoted their lives to each other but can't fathom sharing a bathroom vanity
  7. All Americans on House Hunters International