1. talks during movies
    usually its about the movie tho so theres that
  2. either have zero energy or one thousand
  3. cynical af
  4. only believes in "dance like no one's watching" at inappropriate times
    basically anywhere but a dance floor
  5. says "cornetticut" and "corngratulations" unironically
  6. incredibly sensitive and depressed
  7. starts so many stories w "so my best friend who goes to yale"
    i'm proud of her and she is my soulmaate
  8. will talk about taylor swift for literal hours
  9. truly fuckin crazy