things i've said to boys who wanted to date me
- •"i really hate spongebob memes"did not go over well
- •"u ever think that the reason you think history is easy is because your teacher is the football coach and we have the no-pass-no-play rule?"he was on the jv team our junior year of high school and tried to convince me that football players just understood history better for some reason. idiot.
- •"sorry i have a boyfriend and he treats me really well"a guy stopped me on the street and asked to call my boyfriend to make sure he knows how lucky he is. i dont have a boyfriend.
- •"i'd do anything for harry styles"honesty is the best policy
- •"never drunk text me again"he called me a "qtp2t"
- •BONUS: "that was the nicest thing anyones ever done for me"a boy who Did Not want to date me handed me a pencil i dropped after an ap calc test. i was delirious. it was a joke. he stopped sitting near me.