1. The Small Town Christian
    Guilty over having sex, jealous, excellent hugger.
  2. The Player
    Who really wasn't hot enough to be a player. Made me feel like Taylor Swift's song "15"
  3. The Stoner
    Too blazed to notice me unless I was on top of him.
  4. The Athlete
    Not actually a relationship but hot damn.
  5. The Lost Soul
    More issues than a magazine.
  6. The Ivy Leaguer
    Douchey friends, commitment-phobe, great taste in takeout.
  7. The Bad Boy
    Great taste in music, even better taste in drugs. This one could write me a song and break my heart in the same beat.
  8. The Perfect One
    To be continued...