AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF TYPES OF GUYS I'VE DATED.
- •The Small Town ChristianGuilty over having sex, jealous, excellent hugger.
- •The PlayerWho really wasn't hot enough to be a player. Made me feel like Taylor Swift's song "15"
- •The StonerToo blazed to notice me unless I was on top of him.
- •The AthleteNot actually a relationship but hot damn.
- •The Lost SoulMore issues than a magazine.
- •The Ivy LeaguerDouchey friends, commitment-phobe, great taste in takeout.
- •The Bad BoyGreat taste in music, even better taste in drugs. This one could write me a song and break my heart in the same beat.
- •The Perfect OneTo be continued...