WAYS TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOOD AT ADULTING

Because sometimes you need a mental pick-me-up after that 3rd frozen pizza of the week.
  1. Pay a bill
    Any bill, even if it's your cheap-ass 24hr Fitness membership that you got because you still can't afford Crunch.
  2. Read a book in public
    You're WAY too old to just be browsing Facebook listening to Fetty Wap. Right?
  3. Throw shit in a crockpot
    YOU CAN THROW LITERALLY ANYTHING IN THAT BITCH, LEAVE IT ON LOW FOR 5 HOURS, AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE REAL FOOD
  4. Light a candle with a match
    (As opposed to the lighter you use to hit the bong) Bonus points if the candle was expensive and made of soy.
  5. Complain about how busy you are
    Because adults are always busy.