Dang good subtweets about boys that I never sent

[or did and deleted] because I chickened out. Also because they follow me on Twitter
  1. My Crown Jewel
  2. OJ
    *still like him*
  3. FNL
    *not the end of it*
  4. MadBum
    The most recent.
  5. RIP 1/7/17
  6. Jim & Pam are sacred, how dare you
    not really a subtweet but who cares, I'm pissed
  7. Minor League Metaphors
    When you decide you think you're in love with a boy from Utah the same day he tells you he doesn't want to be exclusive