5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    Jimmy Johns dick pic
    Legit the directions to the closest jimmy johns to my office. Thank you round-abouts.
  2. 2.
    My adorable dog and Netflix companion...
    nothing better than puppy love + red wine + Netflix (maybe add in some chocolate and cancelled plans)
  3. 3.
    A Mara Hoffman Pinterest screenshot
    Really want this swimsuit but can't get myself to spend that much money on one
  4. 4.
    Flea market find
    An awesome vintage gossip table I bought at a flea market for $100 (plan to refinish and re-upholster)
  5. 5.
    Tinder screenshot
    This is a fair representation and summary of why I used tinder for one drunk night and deleted it.