Elements of the ideal episode of New Girl

  1. Fat Schmidt / high Nick flashbacks
    Let's be real, fat Schmidt is the best thing that has happened to New Girl, and doped up Nick just adds to the enjoyment
  2. Winston and Ferguson
    Any scene with Winston and Ferguson in any form is golden
  3. Douchebag jar
  4. TRUE AMERICAN
  5. Jess/Nick tension
  6. Schmidt is in all of the scenes
  7. Random break out into song