favorite how I met your mother things
updating as I go
- •Suit upAlso love the alternatives, slut up, etc.
- •"That's one of the 24 similarities between women and fish, they're attracted to shiny things."Also the fact that Barney has a blog
- •"You've lived your whole life in a seat belt. Time to unclick."
- •"When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead."Also the variation with "sick"
- •"Why can't two single bros go out and rock brunch, Sunday morning style?"
- •Slap betsI now feel the need to slap bet everyone
- •What up