favorite how I met your mother things

updating as I go
  1. Suit up
    Also love the alternatives, slut up, etc.
  2. "That's one of the 24 similarities between women and fish, they're attracted to shiny things."
    Also the fact that Barney has a blog
  3. "You've lived your whole life in a seat belt. Time to unclick."
  4. "When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
    Also the variation with "sick"
  5. "Why can't two single bros go out and rock brunch, Sunday morning style?"
  6. Slap bets
    I now feel the need to slap bet everyone
  7. What up