S Town characters, ranked

Best to worst
  1. The guy who they thought was a murderer in the first place but ended up just being a dude
  2. John's mom
  3. Woodstock police
  4. The guy with the "feed me" tattoo on his stomach
  5. Tyler's girlfriend
  6. The actual podcast guy
  7. John
  8. John's lady cousin
  9. Tyler
  10. John's man cousin