REAL THINGS I HAVE HEARD STUDENTS AT MY VERY CONSERVATIVE COLLEGE SAY

  1. "Donald Trump could save this country."
  2. "I thought Tupac was the name of a volcano."
  3. "Is acid the drug like hydrochloride acid?"
  4. "Can you please turn off this song? It is highly offensive."
  5. "*Detailed explanation of how to shoot and skin a deer*" (In response to me saying that I am a vegetarian)
  6. "What? You're not a Republican?!"
  7. "I only watch Fox News."