THINGS IN MY CAR RIGHT NOW, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Two of my middle school yearbooks
  2. 2.
    A half-punched loyalty card to a bagel shop
  3. 3.
    A pair of glasses with an old prescription
  4. 4.
    A broken umbrella
  5. 5.
    An unopened container of Chick-Fil-A sauce
  6. 6.
    An empty snack container that once held almonds
  7. 7.
    Assorted textbooks
  8. 8.
    Me