THINGS MY BEST GUY FRIEND DOES THAT MAKES ME LOVE HIM

  1. Sneaks me hits of the bong so my uncle doesn't see
  2. Opens my beers so I don't break off what's left of my acrylics
  3. Buys me bojangles
  4. Listens to me talk 5ever
    I don't ever shut up around him
  5. Let's me clean and organize his life for fun
  6. He be taking care of me