I Hold These Truths to Be Self Evident

  1. That all potatoes need ketchup
  2. That everything Tina Fey does is divine
  3. That egg yolks should be runny
  4. That my dads the coolest guy ever
    Just look at this picture of him
  5. That Pierce Brosnan was the worst James Bond
  6. That those baby announcements with one big thing, a medium thing and a small thing (dad, mom and baby!) are the actual worst thing to happen
  7. That fall is the best season
  8. That Oregon is the single greatest state/ place ever
  9. That ladies should have control over their own bodies
  10. That the series finale to Six Feet Under was the single greatest ending to a television show