Motivational Sayings Updated and Improved for Real Life

Feel free to embroider any and all of these onto your throw pillows
  1. Dance like one person that you really like and get along with is watching
    Dancing like no one is watching is chill but think about how much better your moves are when you're kinda trying to impress someone
  2. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll simply blow up in the atmosphere and you'll have no regrets or disappointments because youre dead
  3. Some bad days but in the grand scheme of things you'll probably forget about them or they will help make you a stronger more well rounded human
    No bad days is just too big to live up to
  4. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and probably still at least 60% of the ones you do take but it sure feels good to sink a bucket so go for it but maybe with realistic expectations
  5. What doesn't kill you usually makes you stronger but it can also really freak you out so don't get down on yourself if you need a little you time after a near death experience
  6. Choose a job you love and you'll still have to work all the time like everyone else but you will have a better chance of not being disappointed in yourself and your life choices