Worst Songs to Walk Down the Aisle To

  1. "It Wasn't Me"- Shaggy
    Poor choice all around
  2. "If You Wanna Be Happy"- Jimmy Soul
    With the lyrics "if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you" don't seem like they would go over well. Side note- this song is an amazing dance jam so it's hard to not want it at a wedding anyways
  3. Anything by or featuring Lil John or Pitbull
    For obvious reasons
  4. "Every Breath You Take"- The Police
    You think this is a pretty song but what it really is is terrifying. Though this may make a good test of the strength of your relationship- If you walk down the aisle to this and your future spouse doesn't runaway bride you at the alter then your love is real.
  5. "Sandstorm"- Darude
    Club banger not aisle banger
  6. Any version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
    You're better and more creative then that
  7. "Smack My Bitch Up" - Prodigy
    It's a toe-tapper, though.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  8. Brick House- The Commodores
    Suggested by   @ameliarunyan
  9. "Thunder Road" by B. Springsteen (no bride should hear "you ain't a beauty but hey, you're alright")
    Suggested by   @Creamz