reasons i downloaded this app

  1. i'm on a flight, the fourth of this week, i hate all the music on my ipod and i need something to do or i will go i sane
  2. i talk a lot. sometimes about myself. sometimes about other things. this app works for that.
  3. the minor league bball dbag sitting next to me keeps farting and pushing me into the aisle and i can't pay attention to my word game (also downloaded tonight)
  4. who doesn't make lists and read lists, right?
  5. there is a girl behind me who has been hard core proselyting for the mormon church for an hour and i'm getting embarrassed. and i'm a mormon. a bad mormon. don't want to wake up farting, leggy douche and talk to him about temples and missions.