reasons that someone i love very much [not so] secretly drive me crazy

because they are a little more than a little self conscious, and very comfortable being themselves despite that, and that is hard to help sometimes.
  1. they don't always wash their hands after using the bathroom. in fact probably never in their own home.
  2. they never eat normal human portions. they say it is because they are so small, i think it is vice versa.
  3. they don't accept thanks.
  4. conservative to a fault.
  5. i was there when their dog was put down and i am haunted by how they screamed and sobbed through its last breaths.
  6. along with the food point, they hardly wear clothes that "fit." always baggy, always a few sizes up and not the way it's supposed to look. i think they would like the way they look in better-fitting clothes... but what do i know?!