A FEW THINGS I DID LAST WEEKEND

In chronological order
  1. Dropped my phone in an ocean
  2. Got a ride from an uber driver who had never met anyone named Madeline before
  3. Accepted a marriage proposal in a Sunoco parking lot at 12:07 a.m.
  4. Taught my brother how to roll a joint
  5. Finished my sophomore year of college
  6. Drank black coffee and hated it
  7. Said goodbye to someone important without crying
  8. Drove for six hours without stopping
  9. Earned First Aid/CPR/AED certification
    photo evidence that I'm a good person