REAL THINGS YOU HEAR AT A NEW ENGLAND PREP SCHOOL GRADUATION
My life is a cliche
- •"My son is playing football, hockey, and lacrosse here next year!"
- •"I saw the Entourage Movie on opening night. Best movie of the year by far."
- •"I was dating this guy who had a photo of the stock exchange as his lock screen"
- •"Bro, I haven't seen you since we crashed the five-year reunion booze cruise!"
- •"You're studying film? Like film...business?"